The dumbest thing since Paris Hilton is Kim Kardashian but the global economy is in trouble. And do you know why? Because young people who spent a good few thousand bucks on getting degrees from the world’s best colleges are coming up with (and marketing) dumb products.
The “belt to sit” apparently lets users sit on the ground with their knees folded or in a reclining position, and that’s all that it does. Someone spent a good few hundred dollars (if not thousands) on its manufacturing and marketing and we’re now wondering if we can report it to the IRS and have its makers investigated for trying to launder money using this incredible stupid business as a front.
Made from the same material as the seat belt in your car, the Kurt belt allows users to do what humankind (and other mammalian relatives) have done for a few millennium without any belts or aides. Users (read: whoever is dumb or high enough to buy this thing) simply need to attach the Kurt belt into their knapsacks or backpacks and whenever they feel like sitting on the ground in a reclining position, they can simply pull up the belt, wrap it around their knees and recline as far as they can without tumbling over. You can also do the same without any special belts by simply extending an arm behind you, using a rock, a tree, the surface of the earth (if you are ascending or descending from a hill), or even a stair (if you are in an urban setting) as support but maybe this guy knows something relaxing while sitting down which we don’t.
The Kurt Belt allows you to relax sitting down in many ways, like having your legs crossed with your knees above the ground, with one knee folded up and the other leg resting flat on the ground, and many more such positions which are easily replicated without any special gear as well, but if you must, if you absolutely must invest in absolutely rubbish bits of camping gear, then the Kurt is a must have for you.
With a pull back mechanism allowing quick unfastening and storage, the belt comes with a continuously variable adjustable strap that also serves as a clever way to hang yourself with because when you use it to relax and look hip in front of a crowd of your much more sensible and socially well-adjusted peers, there is no way that you won’t get laughed and jeered at, and blogged about, and laughed and jeered at on Facebook, and tweeted about, and of course, made a video of and posted on YouTube, which would be enough to scar you for life and make you wanna hang yourself or something!
Source: Voxel Studio